Mush-Mouth Oatmeal Stout - 1 Gallon Extract Beer Recipe Kit

Silky, roasty & pitch black!

Silky, roasty & pitch black!

What does this beer taste like?  We're glad you asked.  Our Mush-Mouth Oatmeal Stout Extract Beer Recipe Kit has a rich, full-bodied malt flavor with notes of chocolate, coffee, and caramel. The use of oatmeal adds a subtle sweetness and creamy texture to the beer.

And now for the possibly funny, possibly serious, possibly irreverent flowery description....

Perhaps we should've called this recipe "Blathering Idiot Oatmeal Stout," because once the first sip of this silky pitch-black oatmeal stout passes over your taste buds, you'll immediately become a stammering, drooling mush-mouth. After all, how can words truly describe the billowing mahogany head blanketing that wonder-brew lying below, with the roasty, malty, caramelly and creamy flavors doing battle with your tongue to prevent articulation? Oh, just quit your blathering and pour yourself another beer!